Pushing NCEPT: The Legend Continues

[PushingTin]

Plus when you check out and in the rare times MKE can release a person you can get on the list of 30+ people competing for MSP. Don’t worry though, it’s a FEEDER FACILITY!!!! You will be ranked #1 on their list.

ahhh the coveted Feeder Facilities!

ACT 1 - Scene 1

ATM: Ewww, we have over a dozen people w ERRs in from these scummy little level 5 and 6 shitholes! Can only take 4 total.
REP: Ewww. Do we have any brothers or sisters from MKE who have paid their dues?
ATM: OMG, yeah we totes have 4 ppl from MKE who have put in for MSP in solidarity.
REP: Oooh, true, but sir this one right here did not support our annointed frat leader in the last national election
ATM: Gee golly dontcha know! Def don't want him rocking the boooat here, Who do u recommend?
REP: Well old Geezy Weezy in the land of 10,000 lakes sector has two 3rd cousins who are CPC at MLI who love to fish & Adam Thielen.
ATM: SKOL! I will raise a glass of St. Pauli girl to those 2, we will get a deviation and accept 5.
REP: HEHE, im sure theyll be Minnesota nice! ANd i think the one will be on the Union hockey team too.
ATM: K good, thx. OH btw this kid from DSM dropped off a resume & had a tour today
BOTH: LOL!

 

[PushingTin]

Q1 NCEPT ACT 1 - Scene 2 (MSP Front Office)

REP: Mick called from Logan, will we take 2 of their washouts in exchange for Twins/Red Sox tickets atop the Green Monsta?
ATM: Gee Golly, but we are Level 11 (hehe thx NVT) and BOS is only 10!
REP: Brother! Minor details. Whitey literally makes the rules as he goes. We call it a "dynamic decision"!
BOTH: LOL!
ATM: Well Dontcha know I just cant get into the Twins without Joe Mauer. Can he get my nephew into MHT area of A90?
REP: duh! Easiest level 11 pay in the country! ANd i'll take the Fenway package?
ATM: Done. This is truly interest based bargaining. Excellent collaboration indeed.
REP: Sir 1 other thing. I have 3 dozen ppl emailing me about our ranking list. What do i tell them?
ATM: Tell all 13 from level 10+ theyre in our top 5, & all others to try to get to a facility like MKE first! And dear God, s ay nothing about our NEST pickups.
BOTH: hahahaha
ATM: Hey, no one said we needed to know Math to do ATC
REP: Wilco. Too funny. Stop by the Christmas party tonight w Helga. Walleye & Swedish Meatballs!
ATM: I wouldnt want to impose. How much will that cost the local?
REP: Who cares!
BOTH: hahahaha
ATM: Thx but Helga & I are taking Ingrid & Astrid on a cruise. MSP---> MIA tonight
REP: Oof, I wouldnt fly out on Friday night sir. Have you seen the junior crew work?
ATM: Its a big sky brother. I trust our non punitive safety culture & new major training inititatives.
REP: Still, best they have their ATSAP PWs up to date. Dont worry sir, we will open Data and split sectors
BOTH: SKOL!

 

[GulfBravoPapa]

Q1 NCEPT ACT 1 - Scene 2 (MSP Front Office)

REP: Mick called from Logan, will we take 2 of their washouts in exchange for Twins/Red Sox tickets atop the Green Monsta?
ATM: Gee Golly, but we are Level 11 up/doooon (hehe thx NVT) and BOS is only 10!
REP: Brother! Minor details. Whitey literally makes the rules as he goes. We call it a "dynamic decision"!
BOTH: LOL!
ATM: Well Dontcha know I just cant get into the Twins without Joe Mauer. Can he get my nephew into MHT area of A90?
REP: duh! Easiest level 11 pay in the country! ANd i'll take the Fenway package?
ATM: Done. This is truly interest based bargaining. Excellent collaboration indeed.
REP: Sir 1 other thing. I have 3 dozen ppl emailing me about our ranking list. What do i tell them?
ATM: Tell all 13 from level 10+ theyre in our top 5, & all others to try to get to a facility like MKE first! And dear God, s ay nothing about our NEST pickups.
BOTH: hahahaha
ATM: Hey, no one said we needed to know Math to do ATC
REP: Wilco. Too funny. Stop by the Christmas party tonight w Helga. Walleye & Swedish Meatballs!
ATM: I wouldnt want to impose. How much will that cost the local?
REP: Who cares!
BOTH: hahahaha
ATM: Thx but Helga & I are taking Ingrid & Astrid on a cruise. MSP---> MIA tonight
REP: Oof, I wouldnt fly out on Friday night sir. Have you seen the junior crew work?
ATM: Its a big sky brother. I trust our non punitive safety culture & new major training inititatives.
REP: Still, best they have their ATSAP PWs up to date. Dont worry sir, we will open Data and split sectors
BOTH: SKOL!

MSP isn't an up down.... ?

 

[PushingTin]

MSP isn't an up down.... ?

LOL it is apparently important to note:

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

 

[Maintainvfr]

Q1 NCEPT ACT 1 - Scene 2 (MSP Front Office)

REP: Mick called from Logan, will we take 2 of their washouts in exchange for Twins/Red Sox tickets atop the Green Monsta?
ATM: Gee Golly, but we are Level 11 (hehe thx NVT) and BOS is only 10!
REP: Brother! Minor details. Whitey literally makes the rules as he goes. We call it a "dynamic decision"!
BOTH: LOL!
ATM: Well Dontcha know I just cant get into the Twins without Joe Mauer. Can he get my nephew into MHT area of A90?
REP: duh! Easiest level 11 pay in the country! ANd i'll take the Fenway package?
ATM: Done. This is truly interest based bargaining. Excellent collaboration indeed.
REP: Sir 1 other thing. I have 3 dozen ppl emailing me about our ranking list. What do i tell them?
ATM: Tell all 13 from level 10+ theyre in our top 5, & all others to try to get to a facility like MKE first! And dear God, s ay nothing about our NEST pickups.
BOTH: hahahaha
ATM: Hey, no one said we needed to know Math to do ATC
REP: Wilco. Too funny. Stop by the Christmas party tonight w Helga. Walleye & Swedish Meatballs!
ATM: I wouldnt want to impose. How much will that cost the local?
REP: Who cares!
BOTH: hahahaha
ATM: Thx but Helga & I are taking Ingrid & Astrid on a cruise. MSP---> MIA tonight
REP: Oof, I wouldnt fly out on Friday night sir. Have you seen the junior crew work?
ATM: Its a big sky brother. I trust our non punitive safety culture & new major training inititatives.
REP: Still, best they have their ATSAP PWs up to date. Dont worry sir, we will open Data and split sectors
BOTH: SKOL!

Imagine thinking this is funny or accurate

 

[PushingTin]

Imagine thinking this is funny or accurate

Imagine taking comedy/sarcasm/satire literally. Sad!

 

[PushingTin]

NCEPT Q1 Act 2 - Scene 1 (DFW Union Office)

(Knocking sounds....)
Rep: Yes?
ATM: Howdy Pardnor its me, can i come in or will I "turn into a pumkin!?" hehehe
Rep: Come in boss. Wow that's a sweet belt buckle. Surprised to see you in on a Sunday?
ATM: The Mega Church is getting a 75 million dollar renovation, thought i'd drop by and knock out this NCEPT Q1
Rep: Sir I got your email. I understand weve washed several of the SAT "feeder facility" transfers, but we cant just go takin lowly level 5-7's!
ATM: Well i been thinkin'. I know the boss over in Austin, and they have some real sweet Christian girls lookin to head north. how bow dat?
ReP: Sir... Hang on just a daggon minute. We sure as hell aint takin no woke skinny jeanz hippies. hell, that aint barely even Texas!
ATM: Gosh darn was afraid youd say so. (KNOCK ON THE DOOR....)
Rep: Enter.... oh hey Odessa whats up?
Odessa: Me n Bonnie was wonderin if we'll could get an early shove fer blood leave?
ATM: PArdon me for intruding into "union" business, but they dont give blood on Sundays?
Rep: Sir.... (wink, wink) its a new thing. I thought we had your blessin?
ATM: Ahhhh. errr, i meant, go ahead Odessa. Say hi to Bonnie. Her daddy was one of the best here!
Odessa: XOXO thx boss!
ATM: Now where was we?
Rep: NCEPT Q1 sir. Dont hate me fer sayin so but... should we finally open up lesser states like Oklahoma n Louisiana fer consideration?
ATM: Whoa. (hand over forehead, takes Cowboy hat off). You tellin me u wanna work w gosh darn Sooners!? OR them swamp ppl?
Rep: Honestly I cant believe im saying it but yes Sir, they have a great facrep up in OKC & Ed Ogeron has turned LSU respectable
ATM: I do get a little tickle when Ogeron speaks. Reminds me of ol MAck Brown or T Boone Pickens firin up the boys. Alright u sold me!
Rep: (Gets out folder). Alright we got 43 ppl from them 2 states who want in. How we pickin?
ATM: Hmmm.
Rep: Hmmm. Sir! I got wild idea. How bout in honor of Senator Ted Cruz visitin this week, we select the top 5 biggest PAC donators!
ATM: Go big or go home! LOVE it son
Both: Shake hands
ATM: Alright, im off to my day off. Take it easy, dont work too hard!
Both: HAHAHAHA
(Old Town Road plays as ATM exits....)

(This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.)

 

[JNev]

NCEPT Q1 Act 2 - Scene 1 (DFW Union Office)

(Knocking sounds....)
Rep: Yes?
ATM: Howdy Pardnor its me, can i come in or will I "turn into a pumkin!?" hehehe
Rep: Come in boss. Wow that's a sweet belt buckle. Surprised to see you in on a Sunday?
ATM: The Mega Church is getting a 75 million dollar renovation, thought i'd drop by and knock out this NCEPT Q1
Rep: Sir I got your email. I understand weve washed several of the SAT "feeder facility" transfers, but we cant just go takin lowly level 5-7's!
ATM: Well i been thinkin'. I know the boss over in Austin, and they have some real sweet Christian girls lookin to head north. how bow dat?
ReP: Sir... Hang on just a daggon minute. We sure as hell aint takin no woke skinny jeanz hippies. hell, that aint barely even Texas!
ATM: Gosh darn was afraid youd say so. (KNOCK ON THE DOOR....)
Rep: Enter.... oh hey Odessa whats up?
Odessa: Me n Bonnie was wonderin if we'll could get an early shove fer blood leave?
ATM: PArdon me for intruding into "union" business, but they dont give blood on Sundays?
Rep: Sir.... (wink, wink) its a new thing. I thought we had your blessin?
ATM: Ahhhh. errr, i meant, go ahead Odessa. Say hi to Bonnie. Her daddy was one of the best here!
Odessa: XOXO thx boss!
ATM: Now where was we?
Rep: NCEPT Q1 sir. Dont hate me fer sayin so but... should we finally open up lesser states like Oklahoma n Louisiana fer consideration?
ATM: Whoa. (hand over forehead, takes Cowboy hat off). You tellin me u wanna work w gosh darn Sooners!? OR them swamp ppl?
Rep: Honestly I cant believe im saying it but yes Sir, they have a great facrep up in OKC & Ed Ogeron has turned LSU respectable
ATM: I do get a little tickle when Ogeron speaks. Reminds me of ol MAck Brown or T Boone Pickens firin up the boys. Alright u sold me!
Rep: (Gets out folder). Alright we got 43 ppl from them 2 states who want in. How we pickin?
ATM: Hmmm.
Rep: Hmmm. Sir! I got wild idea. How bout in honor of Senator Ted Cruz visitin this week, we select the top 5 biggest PAC donators!
ATM: Go big or go home! LOVE it son
Both: Shake hands
ATM: Alright, im off to my day off. Take it easy, dont work too hard!
Both: HAHAHAHA
(Old Town Road plays as ATM exits....)

(This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.)

I’m crying ???

 

[Robert_Boucher]

NCEPT Q1 Act 2 - Scene 1 (DFW Union Office)

(Knocking sounds....)
Rep: Yes?
ATM: Howdy Pardnor its me, can i come in or will I "turn into a pumkin!?" hehehe
Rep: Come in boss. Wow that's a sweet belt buckle. Surprised to see you in on a Sunday?
ATM: The Mega Church is getting a 75 million dollar renovation, thought i'd drop by and knock out this NCEPT Q1
Rep: Sir I got your email. I understand weve washed several of the SAT "feeder facility" transfers, but we cant just go takin lowly level 5-7's!
ATM: Well i been thinkin'. I know the boss over in Austin, and they have some real sweet Christian girls lookin to head north. how bow dat?
ReP: Sir... Hang on just a daggon minute. We sure as hell aint takin no woke skinny jeanz hippies. hell, that aint barely even Texas!
ATM: Gosh darn was afraid youd say so. (KNOCK ON THE DOOR....)
Rep: Enter.... oh hey Odessa whats up?
Odessa: Me n Bonnie was wonderin if we'll could get an early shove fer blood leave?
ATM: PArdon me for intruding into "union" business, but they dont give blood on Sundays?
Rep: Sir.... (wink, wink) its a new thing. I thought we had your blessin?
ATM: Ahhhh. errr, i meant, go ahead Odessa. Say hi to Bonnie. Her daddy was one of the best here!
Odessa: XOXO thx boss!
ATM: Now where was we?
Rep: NCEPT Q1 sir. Dont hate me fer sayin so but... should we finally open up lesser states like Oklahoma n Louisiana fer consideration?
ATM: Whoa. (hand over forehead, takes Cowboy hat off). You tellin me u wanna work w gosh darn Sooners!? OR them swamp ppl?
Rep: Honestly I cant believe im saying it but yes Sir, they have a great facrep up in OKC & Ed Ogeron has turned LSU respectable
ATM: I do get a little tickle when Ogeron speaks. Reminds me of ol MAck Brown or T Boone Pickens firin up the boys. Alright u sold me!
Rep: (Gets out folder). Alright we got 43 ppl from them 2 states who want in. How we pickin?
ATM: Hmmm.
Rep: Hmmm. Sir! I got wild idea. How bout in honor of Senator Ted Cruz visitin this week, we select the top 5 biggest PAC donators!
ATM: Go big or go home! LOVE it son
Both: Shake hands
ATM: Alright, im off to my day off. Take it easy, dont work too hard!
Both: HAHAHAHA
(Old Town Road plays as ATM exits....)

(This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.)

FYI I expect another screen play once the selection list is posted.

 

[Mike Kilo]

FYI I expect another screen play once the selection list is posted.

Screen play of the ncept panel and dynamic decisions lol

 

[Robert_Boucher]

Screen play of the ncept panel and dynamic decisions lol

I'm already laughing at what it's going to say lol.

 

[GulfCharlie]

You are my hero... Now how can we make money off this?

 

[Robert_Boucher]

Kickstarter for an ATC NCEPT mini series

 

[CLRD4TO]

Do N90 next

 

[Termine]

Do N90 next

Rep: Hey boss, did you see this? Someone actually put in to come here!
ATM: Someone did what now? Quick, have them sign on the dotted line before they get a chance to back out!

 

[AB19]

NCEPT Q1 Act 2 - Scene 1 (DFW Union Office)

(Knocking sounds....)
Rep: Yes?
ATM: Howdy Pardnor its me, can i come in or will I "turn into a pumkin!?" hehehe
Rep: Come in boss. Wow that's a sweet belt buckle. Surprised to see you in on a Sunday?
ATM: The Mega Church is getting a 75 million dollar renovation, thought i'd drop by and knock out this NCEPT Q1
Rep: Sir I got your email. I understand weve washed several of the SAT "feeder facility" transfers, but we cant just go takin lowly level 5-7's!
ATM: Well i been thinkin'. I know the boss over in Austin, and they have some real sweet Christian girls lookin to head north. how bow dat?
ReP: Sir... Hang on just a daggon minute. We sure as hell aint takin no woke skinny jeanz hippies. hell, that aint barely even Texas!
ATM: Gosh darn was afraid youd say so. (KNOCK ON THE DOOR....)
Rep: Enter.... oh hey Odessa whats up?
Odessa: Me n Bonnie was wonderin if we'll could get an early shove fer blood leave?
ATM: PArdon me for intruding into "union" business, but they dont give blood on Sundays?
Rep: Sir.... (wink, wink) its a new thing. I thought we had your blessin?
ATM: Ahhhh. errr, i meant, go ahead Odessa. Say hi to Bonnie. Her daddy was one of the best here!
Odessa: XOXO thx boss!
ATM: Now where was we?
Rep: NCEPT Q1 sir. Dont hate me fer sayin so but... should we finally open up lesser states like Oklahoma n Louisiana fer consideration?
ATM: Whoa. (hand over forehead, takes Cowboy hat off). You tellin me u wanna work w gosh darn Sooners!? OR them swamp ppl?
Rep: Honestly I cant believe im saying it but yes Sir, they have a great facrep up in OKC & Ed Ogeron has turned LSU respectable
ATM: I do get a little tickle when Ogeron speaks. Reminds me of ol MAck Brown or T Boone Pickens firin up the boys. Alright u sold me!
Rep: (Gets out folder). Alright we got 43 ppl from them 2 states who want in. How we pickin?
ATM: Hmmm.
Rep: Hmmm. Sir! I got wild idea. How bout in honor of Senator Ted Cruz visitin this week, we select the top 5 biggest PAC donators!
ATM: Go big or go home! LOVE it son
Both: Shake hands
ATM: Alright, im off to my day off. Take it easy, dont work too hard!
Both: HAHAHAHA
(Old Town Road plays as ATM exits....)

(This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.)

You can’t fool me, I know this is non fiction, who’s your mole on the inside

 

[boots]

Honestly been a while since I cringed this hard.

 

[FightingIrish2012]

C’mon now, nobody puts in for N90 unless they’re being a dick and want to block people from leaving. Have actually heard a CPC say they were putting in for N90 so that they could do just this. This person had/has no intentions of ever leaving the current facility, just said they were tired of training people who then end up leaving. #LowLevelProblems

People doing stuff like that I can see becoming a problem as NCEPT evolves. Blocking transfer to try to protect leave slots, or to screw someone you don't like. It is a extreme measure and I think will lead to brawls in parking lots but I can see it happening as people get increasingly frustrated and this new generation of controllers seem to think their lives are the only ones that matter on the planet.

 

[Move78]

C’mon now, nobody puts in for N90 unless they’re being a dick and want to block people from leaving. Have actually heard a CPC say they were putting in for N90 so that they could do just this. This person had/has no intentions of ever leaving the current facility, just said they were tired of training people who then end up leaving. #LowLevelProblems

They have a large backlog so they may not pull a list anytime soon. Even if he did get picked up he'd have a priority release so he'd only be showing as an outbound for a short time before he had to decline the offer. And this bullshit move would only negatively effect projected staffing for that time period which is likely not the determining factor for release eligibility for his coworkers. It's possible but it's more common currently for release to be determined by AOB and to sabotage the AOB he'd actually have to physically go to NY.

 

[GulfCharlie]

People doing stuff like that I can see becoming a problem as NCEPT evolves. Blocking transfer to try to protect leave slots, or to screw someone you don't like. It is a extreme measure and I think will lead to brawls in parking lots but I can see it happening as people get increasingly frustrated and this new generation of controllers seem to think their lives are the only ones that matter on the planet.

Just look at the moderator on /atc Reddit who constantly puts in for big facilities then declines TOL's just to block people from leaving...