Tell your wife to take you off her insurance, tell her to take herself off her insurance, tell her to quit her job and move to OKC while you're at the Academy, max your TSP, get FEP Blue family, dental, vision, the works, make sure you click on the "Tax Exempt" checkbox on Employee Express, get the meal plan at Kim's Place, go to the Yukon Bar every night and open up a rolling tab for all your classmates, go to that one bar in Bricktown with the $1 breathalyzer test and see how high you can blow after class every night, eat nothing but lobster risotto from Mickey Mantles, cross your fingers and hope you pass your sims. When anyone questions your motives, tell them to eat your ass and suck the Slate Book cuz you're on an admin schedule and nobody can touch your Sat/Sun RDOs.