NCEPT Haiku & Rap

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PushingTin

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DRUNK NCEPT DISAPPOINTMENT RAP

(refrain - Macklemore)

Buzz go the alarm,
snooze.
Buzz go the alarm,
snoo...shit! over-slept,
On the day of N-CEPT.
Know it wont be per-fect
But good vibes in effect
Hoping for the best

(sick beat)

(1st verse - PushingTin)

Pull out droid
Click to point 6-5
Trolls to avoid
In that hive mind
your own business
ERR Christmas
Day-shift rattler
Mick Devine caliber
Movie character
Good will hunting
For a transfer
Wish it were faster
oh oh oh
wish it were faster
faster faster faster
Mick Mick Mickey Mouse
in this NCEPT circus
you're our ring-master


(sick beat)

(refrain - Macklemore)

Buzz go the alarm,
snooze.
Buzz go the alarm,
snoo...shit! overslept,
On the day of N-CEPT
Know it wont be per-fect
But good vibes in effect
Hoping for the best

(sick beat extended)

(2nd verse - FightingIrish2012)

Same shit diff quarter
Drop a dime to the whistleblowa
Gimme that sick list
Honey-do u wanna go to Tampa
We'd be close to grampa
And Granny Smith
(Yo Mick!
How u like them applez?)
The self proclaimed harlot
Or we could pray 4 Charlotte
Dear god if u lemme work
on Billy Graham Parkway
I promise 2 never part ways
w your disciples in NATCA
Just don't send me to Alaska
Or even Nebraska
Stuckmic ol testament
White book the pestilence
Bible equals slate book
Easter in PHL
is off the hook
.65 is risen
get me out this prison
said get me out this prizzzzon

(refrain - Macklemore)

Buzz go the alarm,
snooze.
Buzz go the alarm,
snoo...shit! overslept,
On the day of N-CEPT
Know it wont be per-fect
But good vibes in effect
Hoping for the best


(sick beat)

(3rd Verse- GulfCharlie)


Stop what ur doin'
List dropped
storm brewin'
P-Tinz Droid buzzin'
'mergency alert
Love my 2nd cousin
but CRW to Minny
is Micky Mouse
And the couple to NORCAL
is an epic FAIL
Trapped at this tower
Cumulo-nimbus
List is vicous
rage rage rage
F5 IPA
rage rage rage
F5 IPA
More angry
than Boots
Stupid blue avatar
Color of my ass cheeks
This'll hurt for weeks
from this spanking
Thank you Mick
4 such dynamic visions
and excellent decisions
Dear NATCA
F*&K you

(PushingTIN, FightingIrish2012, Gulf Charlie in unison - "DEAR NATCA, F*&k you")

(Macklemore dances wildy in front of a Level 5 tower while Monkeys bash Cymbals)

(MSAW ALERT..... CACA ALERT..... STUCKMIC.... WHITE NOISE.... ELT...… flatline hospital noise___________________________... "Dr. NCEPT has gone to code" …… is there a Dr.? CLEAR...… SHOCK..... CLEAR...… SHOCK..... CALL IT DR.... NCEPT has passed, time of death 10/1/2019.... fades out)



 
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An ATC nine
Is a six in real life
Tinder level caps?
 
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FightingIrish2012

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got any Covid material NCEPT , FightingIrish2012 , jdatc , etc. ??
I’ll have to think about this one, I think one of the true tragedies of COVID though is that now the Agency has a built in excuse for staffing and hiring to suck for 5+ years (they still reference the 14’ in addition to the 19’ government shut down as an excuse) plus NATCA can once again say “NCEPT was about to start working great but then xxx happen” for the fourth or fifth time now.
 

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I’ll have to think about this one, I think one of the true tragedies of COVID though is that now the Agency has a built in excuse for staffing and hiring to suck for 5+ years (they still reference the 14’ in addition to the 19’ government shut down as an excuse) plus NATCA can once again say “NCEPT was about to start working great but then xxx happen” for the fourth or fifth time now.
NCEPT did what it’s purpose was, there will be a handful of facilities available to pick up once this COVIDness comes to a close.
 
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