Who told you I owned any BTC? You're misunderstanding the point I'm trying to make. What I'm getting at is that investing in a company like Tesla which has sold less than half a million cars yet is valued at like triple the value of the rest of Ford/GM/Toyota/Dodge/Nissan/etc combined isnt any different than investing in a cryptocurrency.
Buying most cryptos is basically just a different way of investing in tech startups, which from your last sentence about Bitcoin I'm inferring you dont understand. "Cryptocurrency" in this case is probably a misnomer, since many arent meant to be used as actual currencies.
Again, if you dont want to put the time and effort into doing your own research, nobody is forcing you to put your money into crypto, but just because you dont understand it doesn't delegitimize it. I invest my money in crypto like I invest in the stock market...any money I put in to my Vanguard account is instantly "lost money" in my mind until I, like Soham said, cash out and realize my gains. You can thumb your nose all you want and pretend it doesnt exist and we'll see where it sits in 5 years. The technology upon which crypto was built certainly isn't going anywhere.