NCEPT Haiku & Rap

T-S-P Calc Tards
Differentials Become Turds
Solidarity

Sleepy Joe Biden
Starred In Weekend At Bernies
John Cusack Pushed Tin

Instacart Driver
Definitely blood or crypt
Video Doorbell

Carole Baskin Wore
Tiger Print LuLu Lemon
Waive Wake Turbulence

Isnt it Ironic
Hydroxychloroquine
Jagged Little Pill

First Dave Matthews Crashed
Then the Black Mamba Did too
NTSB Please

Chocolate Diarrhea
On Covid Easter Sunday
No Toilet Paper


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Old system was horrible,
You just don’t understand how much better it is now,
Good ole boy system used to be the deal,
Now things are exactly like they once were,
We just changed the name of the transfer process,
But this process is completely transparent,
More failures and people NESTing it up,
But the most movement of any other transfer system ever in place before,
New hires have more options available than do your certified asses,
Fall in line and continue to do as is expected.
 
Should be back next month
They repeat month after month
Best job in the world!

I moved cross country
I took a paycut for it
Am I the bad guy?
 
Fauci a liar
President is an expert
Cough cough wheeze I'm dead

i LOL'ed at this one. ur starting to see the light. Not dead ofc, just having an episode of cognitive dissonance cuz everything they told u is a lie! :lol:
 
Be happy you are
Still getting paid said the guy
making six figures

6 months later they
finally have a plan, oops!
Nevermind, stay home

8 months of leave, a training stall
Don't day drink if there's a recall
Stay in your house, don't do jack
But when the phone rings, come running back
 
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