NCEPT Haiku & Rap

[rugbydog11]

Five days on ten off
Working permanent mid shifts
Slowly going nuts

 

[Mike Kilo]

Five days on ten off
Working permanent mid shifts
Slowly going nuts

That’s my dream line!

 

[Maintainvfr]

Lifetime quarantine
Working everything combined
Shoot me in the face

 

[PushingTin]

T-S-P Calc Tards
Differentials Become Turds
Solidarity

Sleepy Joe Biden
Starred In Weekend At Bernies
John Cusack Pushed Tin

Instacart Driver
Definitely blood or crypt
Video Doorbell

Carole Baskin Wore
Tiger Print LuLu Lemon
Waive Wake Turbulence

Isnt it Ironic
Hydroxychloroquine
Jagged Little Pill

First Dave Matthews Crashed
Then the Black Mamba Did too
NTSB Please

Chocolate Diarrhea
On Covid Easter Sunday
No Toilet Paper

 

[NCEPT]

🙄

got any Covid material NCEPT , FightingIrish2012 , jdatc , etc. ??

Unfortunately I am too busy keeping you all at least 6 feet away from your dream facility.
My haiku writer has been deemed non-essential and terminated placed on administrative leave.

 

[jdatc]

🙄

got any Covid material NCEPT , FightingIrish2012 , jdatc , etc. ??

Traffic is way down
Maybe I could Certify
Restart my training

 

[Super Salt]

Old system was horrible,
You just don’t understand how much better it is now,
Good ole boy system used to be the deal,
Now things are exactly like they once were,
We just changed the name of the transfer process,
But this process is completely transparent,
More failures and people NESTing it up,
But the most movement of any other transfer system ever in place before,
New hires have more options available than do your certified asses,
Fall in line and continue to do as is expected.

 

[Peter Gibbons]

Social distancing
Not enough lysol wipes here
The planes are empty

 

[jdatc]

Goodbye Schedule
The Decision has been made
Here come the trainees

Pandemic Checkout
Oh No the traffic is back
It is Natca's fault

No Entitlement
I need career progression
This is about me

 

[Soss]

Should be back next month
They repeat month after month
Best job in the world!

I moved cross country
I took a paycut for it
Am I the bad guy?

 

[Peter Gibbons]

Covid sched fo life
I do not care about training
Drinking beer on boats

 

[PushingTin]

Rona virus Came
Didn't Need a Ventilator
Just Dialysis
?



Karen Mask Shamed Me
Lunatics always Wear Spanx
Not Lulu Lemon
? ?

 

[Peter Gibbons]

Fauci a liar
President is an expert
Cough cough wheeze I'm dead

 

[Soss]

Got a second job
Now they are starting zoom class
Press F for respects

 

[PushingTin]

Fauci a liar
President is an expert
Cough cough wheeze I'm dead

i LOL'ed at this one. ur starting to see the light. Not dead ofc, just having an episode of cognitive dissonance cuz everything they told u is a lie!

 

[32andBelow]

Got a second job
Now they are starting zoom class
Press F for respects

Who pays my zoom bill?

 

[Peter Gibbons]

i LOL'ed at this one. ur starting to see the light. Not dead ofc, just having an episode of cognitive dissonance cuz everything they told u is a lie!

I troll PushingTin
He's not very self aware
Joke's on his woke ass

 

[PushingTin]

Fauci a liar
President is an expert
Cough cough wheeze I'm dead

Trump has some Small Hands
Fauci a Micropenis
Who is More MAGA

 

[Soss]

Testing face shields
Why do they try to hide it
We’re all infected

OJT for me?
OJT doth not for thee
Useless bitch trainee

I can’t talk to planes
But I can make hot coffee
Plus I do butt stuff!

 

[Billybob]

Be happy you are
Still getting paid said the guy
making six figures

6 months later they
finally have a plan, oops!
Nevermind, stay home

8 months of leave, a training stall
Don't day drink if there's a recall
Stay in your house, don't do jack
But when the phone rings, come running back