Hell, bring the trainees back, certify them (on 30-49% of normal traffic), and prohibit them from putting in ANY transfer paperwork for 10+ years. No, I don’t care that your third cousin’s mom is dying from Ebola and needs treatment elsewhere. Sit your ass down! We have enough shitty controllers that skip busy positions, come back early/late from breaks to avoid certain sectors, et cetera. We sure could use more of those worthless bodies here. What could go wrong at places like: Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas, et cetera?!? I can’t wait to be in Team Training and see what happens when Delta pilots just take over final’s frequency and start trying to “vector” themselves because they don’t trust the newly certified individuals to keep them safe. Sounds like a GREAT PLAN!