think I'm going to be stuck at my facility for another 5 years on top of the 5 I've been here. Is the supervisor life worth it? I like controlling, but my main goal is make money and retire early, and I can't transfer out for the life of me. How easy is it to get back in controlling after becoming supe? Anything else I should know?
Oh, absolutely, becoming a supervisor is the pinnacle of air traffic control success! You’ll be trading in those exhausting hours of actual controlling for the thrilling life of paperwork, managing petty grievances, and writing glowing performance reviews for the people who will resent you for it. Plus, nothing says ‘career progression’ like being the person who gets blamed for everything that goes wrong but gets zero credit when things go right.
Think about it…while others are stuck doing the same old job, you’ll be expanding your mind with PowerPoints and PDFs, learning the deep mysteries of workflow diagrams, and mastering the true art of air traffic: managing spreadsheets. Who needs to keep their radar skills sharp when you can sharpen your expertise in the nuanced differences between FAA forms 3120-1 and 3120-25? That’s real brain work right there.
And don’t forget, all those extra acronyms you’ll learn from leadership seminars will give you the edge in any intellectual debate. Supervisors don’t just think..,they strategize, delegate, and prioritize. So yes, supervisor life is not only worth it but a golden opportunity to ascend above the plebeian masses of ‘mere controllers’ with your newfound intellectual prowess. Truly a gift to the profession.
And don’t worry about liking controlling…everyone knows that skill atrophies anyway, right? Supervising will make you smarter, better, and, most importantly, morally superior to those stuck in the trenches doing the job you used to love. Sure, you’ll have to work harder to convince yourself that those extra bucks are worth the stress, but hey, you’ll finally have an excuse to talk down to people. Doesn’t that sound like a dream come true?